Monday, December 28, 2015

How to have watermelon shaped butt for men

Women are having lot of easy ways to boost their physical appearances.

With Rakhi Sawant to Pamela Anderson, if a girl wants to boost her image all she has to do is get silicon implants The cleavage of a silicon implanted woman is otherwise called as Silicon valley. Many Indian IT professionals work in the Silicon valley.

With Samantha, Sruthi Hassan and yesteryear lead actress Sridevi opting for a Nose job, the women folk always have the upper hand in fashion sense. They have boosted their image through implants and deflating techniques.

95% of men do not spend any money for grooming themselves. That is why men are often equated to UGLY. 80% of the remaining 5% of men change their gender and become Caitlyn Jenner. That leaves only 1 in 100 men who spend money to groom themselves.

This post is written for the 95% men who can add vigour and power to their body without spending any money. The previous post helped men to get six packs in the most easiest way. This post will help men to have watermelon shaped butts.

Statistics reveal that all women go crazy when they see watermelon shaped butts. Another research study reveal that the 87% of women get turned on when they see a man with a great butt.

Former Indian captain Sourav Ganguly did not have a great butt. But he made sure that it appeared big. His batting stance was in such a manner that he projected his butt more. This actually did not help him much while facing the short ball. Girls find him attractive.

Even if a man has six packs, strong muscles in arms, if the guy does not have a great butt, he will only end up like a journalist facing Captain Vijaykanth. You may have brilliant questions as a journalist. But you will end up getting a thoo on your face.

Now without suthi valachufying, I will give you 5 easy tips that will make sure that you have a water melon shaped butt in just 10 days.

I have started to follow 3 of the following 5 tips and I am on the way to have a water melon shaped butt

1) The Elliptical exercise : This is the first and foremost step in your urge and verge to have a great butt. Google or check for youtube videos on how to do this exercise

2) Water intake : Drink 3 litres of water everyday. If you drink less than 3 liters of water in a day, you will never ever have a great butt

3) Shave: Shave your butt once in a while. This will enable you to have a butt that looks like Anupham Kher's head

4) Climb stairs : Climb stairs always. Do not use the lift. This will compliment the elliptical exercise

5) V method : If the above 4 steps does not do the trick for you, use the Vadivel method. The same method that Vadivel uses in the movie Kadhalan.

I am following steps, 2,4 and 5 and I already have a pomegranate shaped butt.

Say No to implants. Implants are for women; men always have the V method that comes in handy any time

- Chronicwriter

1 comment:

  1. I need sources for all your statistics :P 87% of women get turned on by butt? Come on, that can't be true, can it?
    Hilarious :)

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