Sunday, September 28, 2014

How to wear a T Shirt - the right way

Many people wear T shirt in many ways.

This video tutorial explains the correct way of wearing a T shirt.

Any other method is wrong.

So watch this video and adopt this method in your day today life.

Share this post on your facebook walls and help all the thaviching souls.


Seiveergala! Seiveergala? Seiveergala?




- Chronicwriter

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Abraham Lincoln's Dhaadi

If you are a Dhaadi vecha KD who like to experiment with the beard, the Abraham Lincoln Dhaadi is the right getup for you. It just takes 10 minutes to get an Abraham Lincoln face.

You would need 

1) A face with a beard. If you don't have beard, try Ervamatin on your cheeks for one whole month. When I say cheeks, I mean the cheeks on your face.

2) Shaving foam / Shaving cream ;  Shaving brush / Tooth Brush / Toilet brush - depending on the type of dhaadi you have

3) A shaving blade ( Can be a single blade/ twin blade/ triple blade/ four blade too. 

4) Harpic ( I will tell the usage later)

5) After shave lotion 


Steps

1) Wash your face with water. Apply shaving foam on your face. 
2) Mallaakka paduthufy on the floor and vittatha paarthufy by placing both legs on the door. Make sure that the door is latched properly.
3) After 5 minutes, get up and go and stand in front of the mirror. You have to face the mirror and when you look at the mirror you should be able to see your face.
4) Now take the shaving blade in your left hand and put kolam on your face. Even if you are a right hander, you should only use the left hand. That is the trick of this special dhaadi.

The final output will be like this


5) Now smile a little. To differentiate yourself from Abraham Lincoln, you should show your teeth.
6) If you have not brushed your teeth, your pallu will be in manjal colour. This is where you should gargle  with harpic. If you don't have Harpic in your house, you can call Abbas. He has a big stock of Harpic bottles in his house.
7) Apply After shave lotion on your chest.

You can also morachu paarthufy and give a terror look like the one in the picture below. In such a scenario, you will have slight resemblance to Osama Bin Laden.


With such a look, you can even give an autograph Cheran look by giving a sogamaana effect.


Details

Model : Chriz #SelfThoo
Camera : Nokia 2 MP camera
Editing : Print Screen + Cropping in Powerpoint + Save as picture
Editor : Chriz
Camera Men : Padhinoru per adangiya oru Kuzhu.

Note : In the beginning I said, it just takes 10 minutes to get this get up. If it takes more than 10 minutes, you have to reduce the mallaka paduthufying moment.

- Chronicwriter.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Thunda Kaanom Thuniya Kaanom

There are umpteen number of fashion blogs in the blogosphere that are run by women exclusively for women. Many men are thavichings without any good fashion sense because there are no standard fashion blogs to save the maanam of men. To solve this matter, I have embarked on a journey to paal vaathufy in the stomach of the men who are kaanjufied. Semaya Tune aayirukein. So I am sure this Blog is gonna be a Vera level hit. Motha Vithayayum Erakka porein.

This post is a learning tutorial for men to pull of that glamour look with ease.  Why should women have all the fun? I am scared of TOI. Will they misuse the photo? Though I am scared I am gonna do this for the men of the country. Jai Ho.

Outfit Details

Adidas shoes - That is immersed inside water.
Butt Shorts - 3 for 20 Rupees after heavy bargaining in T Nagar street shop.
Wrist Band - Rs 5/- Bought from roattu kadai.
Gold Chain - Meetkkapattadhu from settu kadai

Camera Details

Nokia 2 Mega Pixel Camera
Editing : MS Paint
Photographer : OC Sriram
Ligting : Natural Sunlight

Location Details

Kaalikesam stream.

- Chronicwriter