How to have watermelon shaped butt for men

Women are having lot of easy ways to boost their physical appearances.

With Rakhi Sawant to Pamela Anderson, if a girl wants to boost her image all she has to do is get silicon implants The cleavage of a silicon implanted woman is otherwise called as Silicon valley. Many Indian IT professionals work in the Silicon valley.

With Samantha, Sruthi Hassan and yesteryear lead actress Sridevi opting for a Nose job, the women folk always have the upper hand in fashion sense. They have boosted their image through implants and deflating techniques.

95% of men do not spend any money for grooming themselves. That is why men are often equated to UGLY. 80% of the remaining 5% of men change their gender and become Caitlyn Jenner. That leaves only 1 in 100 men who spend money to groom themselves.

This post is written for the 95% men who can add vigour and power to their body without spending any money. The previous post helped men to get six packs in the most easiest way. This post will help men to have watermelon shaped butts.

Statistics reveal that all women go crazy when they see watermelon shaped butts. Another research study reveal that the 87% of women get turned on when they see a man with a great butt.

Former Indian captain Sourav Ganguly did not have a great butt. But he made sure that it appeared big. His batting stance was in such a manner that he projected his butt more. This actually did not help him much while facing the short ball. Girls find him attractive.

Even if a man has six packs, strong muscles in arms, if the guy does not have a great butt, he will only end up like a journalist facing Captain Vijaykanth. You may have brilliant questions as a journalist. But you will end up getting a thoo on your face.

Now without suthi valachufying, I will give you 5 easy tips that will make sure that you have a water melon shaped butt in just 10 days.

I have started to follow 3 of the following 5 tips and I am on the way to have a water melon shaped butt

1) The Elliptical exercise : This is the first and foremost step in your urge and verge to have a great butt. Google or check for youtube videos on how to do this exercise

2) Water intake : Drink 3 litres of water everyday. If you drink less than 3 liters of water in a day, you will never ever have a great butt

3) Shave: Shave your butt once in a while. This will enable you to have a butt that looks like Anupham Kher's head

4) Climb stairs : Climb stairs always. Do not use the lift. This will compliment the elliptical exercise

5) V method : If the above 4 steps does not do the trick for you, use the Vadivel method. The same method that Vadivel uses in the movie Kadhalan.

I am following steps, 2,4 and 5 and I already have a pomegranate shaped butt.

Say No to implants. Implants are for women; men always have the V method that comes in handy any time

- Chronicwriter

Body building tips for men

Ippadi irundhaa naan eppadi aayittein

Caution and decoction: Unga kannu nollaiyaa ponaa , adhukku naan reason nahi hai

12 years ago, I had this Tamanna figure. Semaya iruppein. I used to lift weights that were heavier than me, in my college hostel room hoping to pile up some extra muscles in an effort to attract and distract my crush in college who was waiting for a chance to brother-zone me.

By lifting weights like that, I injured my bone hand, which resulted in blood clots in my arms, which infact looked like gooseberry sized muscles in my arms.

Appo ellam, indha muscle fit  tshirt podura pasangala kandaaley kaduppaayidum. I infact started searching for muscle-up banians which was nothing but the male version of push up bras.

Once I dropped the weights on my toes and fractured one toe. I was happy that the weights did not harm any other part of my body on its way down.

Then, when I figured out that lifting weights to pile up muscles was romba dhooram for me, I switched to plan B. Yes! I sneaked into the computer lab in college hostel and morphed my face on Hrithik Roshan's body and created this picture. I was happy with the outcome that I started using the image for my Yahoo chat profile and for Hi5 social networking platform. For those who do not know what Hi5 and Yahoo chat are, remember that they are the dirty dark past of facebook. Lot of girls wanted to meet me to have a cup of coffee and to thottu paarthufy my arms. Angadhaan naan escape aayiduvein. Crowda mattum pakkathula anda vidaama oru social networking sitekku pinnaalaiyae olinju vaazhndha kaalam adhu.

A few years fast forwarded, I was hitting 30 and was ready to be married. So I changed my gym from MS Paint to Adobe Photoshop and got a well define body (See picture below)

Paarunga! Makkaley! Indha padatha paarthu bayangara fans "shit- a eee moikura maadhiri, sooldhuttaanga". In the mean time, I got married too. Neenga ninaikalaam! Inimel vayasukku vandhaa enna? varalana ennanu? Ingadhaan twistey.

Now I am hitting a real gym. Seekiram my six pack photo will adorn this blog. That day you will have ratham on your eyes

Adios Amigos

- Chronicwriter

Diesel Under review - Ulley Veliyae

I stopped using Jockey uneraayar after I was told that Simbhu also uses the same underayar. Ten years ago, it was a prestige symbol for men to own a jockey underaayar. You joined the elite club of men if you had one jokey jatty. But over the years, jockey underaayar has become so common that my uncle uses it as a duster to clean his bike. He keeps his kilinju pona jockey jatti in his bike side potti

I grew up with tantex, graduated with VIP underwear and then post graduated with Jockey. But once I disowned Jockey, I shifted my brand patru towards Zorro ullaadaigal and Diesel underwears. Zorro underwears are trendy and colorful and gives the gilma effect when I wear them. I will dedicate a separate post on Zorro underwears; but this post is dedicated to diesel jatty- the best jatty I have worn till date.

Ladies! I rekost you to kindly follow the blog post and not just stare at the picture above. Please scroll down! Ungaladhaan solrein! Please come down and read this paragraph. Aiyaho! When I say come down, I did not mean to say that you should stop your gaze there. You can further come down and read this pargraph. Appaada, finally vandhuteengalaa!

Diesel jetty is very super because you know what! They have a separate parking lot for your essentials. The parking lot is specially designed so that the essentials do not create the jingle bells effect when you run around. They just stay put and at times, the comfort levels are so high that the essentials just sleep off.

Guys! The underwear is pricey. The diesel jattys I have are priced at Rs 3500/- and Rs 1500 respectively. But I can very well say that they are worth every single rupee that you spend on them. I would not spend that much money for a shirt or a pant; but when it comes to jatty, I will spend that sum because I know whom to take care of better.

For the post on Zorro, I have decided to become the model myself. Who is ready to become the photographer?

Do you know Jatti was invented? Read this [ link]

- Chronicwriter

How to wear a T Shirt - the right way

Many people wear T shirt in many ways.

This video tutorial explains the correct way of wearing a T shirt.

Any other method is wrong.

So watch this video and adopt this method in your day today life.

Share this post on your facebook walls and help all the thaviching souls.

Seiveergala! Seiveergala? Seiveergala?

- Chronicwriter

Abraham Lincoln's Dhaadi

If you are a Dhaadi vecha KD who like to experiment with the beard, the Abraham Lincoln Dhaadi is the right getup for you. It just takes 10 minutes to get an Abraham Lincoln face.

You would need 

1) A face with a beard. If you don't have beard, try Ervamatin on your cheeks for one whole month. When I say cheeks, I mean the cheeks on your face.

2) Shaving foam / Shaving cream ;  Shaving brush / Tooth Brush / Toilet brush - depending on the type of dhaadi you have

3) A shaving blade ( Can be a single blade/ twin blade/ triple blade/ four blade too. 

4) Harpic ( I will tell the usage later)

5) After shave lotion 

Steps

1) Wash your face with water. Apply shaving foam on your face. 

2) Mallaakka paduthufy on the floor and vittatha paarthufy by placing both legs on the door. Make sure that the door is latched properly.

3) After 5 minutes, get up and go and stand in front of the mirror. You have to face the mirror and when you look at the mirror you should be able to see your face.

4) Now take the shaving blade in your left hand and put kolam on your face. Even if you are a right hander, you should only use the left hand. That is the trick of this special dhaadi.

The final output will be like this

5) Now smile a little. To differentiate yourself from Abraham Lincoln, you should show your teeth.

6) If you have not brushed your teeth, your pallu will be in manjal colour. This is where you should gargle  with harpic. If you don't have Harpic in your house, you can call Abbas. He has a big stock of Harpic bottles in his house.

7) Apply After shave lotion on your chest.

You can also morachu paarthufy and give a terror look like the one in the picture below. In such a scenario, you will have slight resemblance to Osama Bin Laden.

With such a look, you can even give an autograph Cheran look by giving a sogamaana effect.

Details

Model : Chriz #SelfThoo

Camera : Nokia 2 MP camera

Editing : Print Screen + Cropping in Powerpoint + Save as picture

Editor : Chriz

Camera Men : Padhinoru per adangiya oru Kuzhu.

Note : In the beginning I said, it just takes 10 minutes to get this get up. If it takes more than 10 minutes, you have to reduce the mallaka paduthufying moment.

- Chronicwriter.

Thunda Kaanom Thuniya Kaanom

There are umpteen number of fashion blogs in the blogosphere that are run by women exclusively for women. Many men are thavichings without any good fashion sense because there are no standard fashion blogs to save the maanam of men. To solve this matter, I have embarked on a journey to paal vaathufy in the stomach of the men who are kaanjufied. Semaya Tune aayirukein. So I am sure this Blog is gonna be a Vera level hit. Motha Vithayayum Erakka porein.

This post is a learning tutorial for men to pull of that glamour look with ease.  Why should women have all the fun? I am scared of TOI. Will they misuse the photo? Though I am scared I am gonna do this for the men of the country. Jai Ho.

Outfit Details

Adidas shoes - That is immersed inside water.

Butt Shorts - 3 for 20 Rupees after heavy bargaining in T Nagar street shop.

Wrist Band - Rs 5/- Bought from roattu kadai.

Gold Chain - Meetkkapattadhu from settu kadai

Camera Details

Nokia 2 Mega Pixel Camera

Editing : MS Paint

Photographer : OC Sriram

Ligting : Natural Sunlight

Location Details

Kaalikesam stream.

- Chronicwriter